The First Potatoes Have Shipped

Yesterday, I visited the Los Feliz USPS station and, with the help of Alma, shipped the first 29 Mail-Order Seed Potato Death Clocks to early-adopter corpse customers. While the bill was appreciable and the receipt was long, I am confident that various dates of death on their way around Los Angeles and that the corporation does not know what is happening right beneath its nose.

It remains to be seen what kind of investment will arrive, but for the time being I am pleased to have engaged so many kind folks in this prolonged transaction; now, we will see if the corpse market is viable.